3 Reasons That GOOP By Gwyneth Paltrow Is Like Peanuts In Eden By Susan Weissman
1. Both Gwyneth and I used to be equally "bemused" by fashion but as parents have been forced to adapt a uniform.
Example: G.P. likes
Bottega Veneta while S.W. prefers
Lands End Therma Check.
2. Gwyneth has frequent video chats with her
trainer, an "organic plastic surgeon" while I frequently text my husband who has an office in the meatpacking district where he thinks they hang entire
sides of organic beef.
Example: G.P. says "Mommy is having a bad day." S.W. says "You must be feeling psychotic today and that is why mommy is having a day in the crazy land of crazy you!"